A Semi-Aquatic, Egg-Laying Mammal of Action Sock Set

DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. PRESENTS:
THE PERRY-THE-PLATYPOUS-INATOR-SOCK-SET
(Self-striping, of course. I’m not a monster.)

You see, I was knitting, yes, even evil geniuses have hobbies, and I thought, “What if I could trap Perry the Platypus in a sock?” But then, I ran out of teal yarn. Classic. So instead, I made my own. It's diabolically delightful!

 Order now and I’ll throw in an evil laugh absolutely FREE! (Just imagine me shouting “CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!” while you knit. It’s basically ambiance.)

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Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc… now branching into fiber arts!